Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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