I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
operation harelip BJ is a go
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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