U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
