Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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