you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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