Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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