Having a random hookup so left but love u
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
