To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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