Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
They are going to name an STD after you.
Randomize
