so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
My feet surprised me
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