Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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