i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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