do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
