is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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