walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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