dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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