Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Randomize
