i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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