I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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