he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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