so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
its not stalking. its research.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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