Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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