It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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