Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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