either way he was missing a nipple.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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