Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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