just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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