Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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