Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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