She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
