How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
