He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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