So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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