Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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