People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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