Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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