do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i now understand why vodka
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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