i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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