You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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