if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
