That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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