WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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