So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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