i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I just gargled with NyQuil
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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