addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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