dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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