new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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