ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
