is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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