Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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