Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
only if we run a train.
done.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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