East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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