Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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